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Old Mar 25, 2006, 11:13 AM // 11:13   #1481
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Latest James Bond is Brian Boitano and everyone knows just what he would do.

Alas, I dont. Anyone care to tell me?
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 11:15 AM // 11:15   #1482
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Prolly the same thing the last James Bond did cause he watched all the oldmovies to get the jest of being the new James Bond.

What would the director do?
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #1483
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Probably the same as the last Director, and the one before make a movie with the same old plot...... Guy (Hero) meets Girl (Heroine) They Save the World From outrageous Villan..... At end of Film you never get to see the best bit ..........

Why Did Doctor No Have 3 Nipples ?
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 01:10 PM // 13:10   #1484
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Cause he that would make him/or her a real strange boob or a teat sie bit strange hehe

What goes up must come down?
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Old Mar 25, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #1485
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not usually


WHy do things have to come down?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #1486
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if they didnt it would make it very difficult to play cricket!

why do we always get beaten at cricket? we invented the damn game!
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20   #1487
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We Dont We Just Beat India and Australia in the Ashes Series

Can Any one Explain the LBW Rule ?????
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #1488
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No one, and i mean no one can explain that rule!


Why cant anyone explain that rule?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #1489
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Because there are no legs!

Why is my cold tap giving me hot water?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 05:07 PM // 17:07   #1490
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Cause you gots some serious plumbing issues Pal!

Why is my husband not fixing me foodage????
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 05:13 PM // 17:13   #1491
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Because he's a pirate!

Where does he keep his pirate ship?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 05:19 PM // 17:19   #1492
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The Same place you keep your rabbit !!!!

Why Are Pirates Called Pirates ?????????????
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #1493
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because the word l337 hadn't been invented yet!

Why are pirates such heartless arses?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #1494
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Because all they think about is treasure

Where does your hubby keep his treasure?
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Old Mar 27, 2006, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #1495
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Under the bed

Why dont people eat there poop
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #1496
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because its not healthy for them

Why isnt it healthy for them?
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #1497
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because it smells like sh1t.

Why does the fire in your avatar look fake?
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #1498
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probably because whoever made it, photoshopped it

Why dont you have a avatar?

PS welcome to Guru, i hope you enjoy it here.
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00   #1499
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because you took some LSD today

why is LSD illegal?
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Old Mar 28, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #1500
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cause it makes you crazy

Why do people do LSD?
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